Monday, October 20, 2008

The Hills - Why Can't I Quit You

For the life of me, I can't figure out why I'm still tuning in to this show. Every time I watch it I get more and more annoyed with these people, and yet, every Monday night I'm sitting in front of my TV watching the ridiculousness. I used to call it my guilty pleasure, but I'm not getting any pleasure anymore!!

Spencer & Heidi- I hate him. I hate him more than anyone should hate someone that they have never met. He's such a douche. Does Heidi just not watch the show? How can she still be with him? If some guy made me choose between him and my sister, he would be hitting the road. I used to think Heidi was kind of fun and cool (you know back in season 1 before I hated myself for watching). Now I just think she is a joke. She's such an idiot.

Audrina & Justin Bobby - O. M. G. I just can't take them anymore. Back and forth. Back and forth. Ugh!! I thought tonight she was growing a backbone. Choosing the hot Australian over grungy always looking stoned JB, but the previews for next week have the two of them right back together. Audrina - You're a pretty girl and He's Just Not That Into You, take Lauren's advice. It's time to let go!

Does anyone else find it incredibly annoying that Doug, Frankie, and Brody do absolutely nothing, but they still get to hop on a private jet for a trip to Cabo to celebrate Brody's bday.

Does it seem like it is always Brody's birthday to anyone else?

Stephanie - Stop trying to get your brother to like you. He's an ass. He's never going to be nice to you.

Lauren - Did y'all know she makes $75,000/episode?

Whitney - Nice, sweet Whitney. The only one who doesn't make me want to throw things at the TV. She has her own spin off starting soon. The City. She's working with DVF in New York. Awesome, but should I torture myself with another silly realty show? I can't take it if she goes all annoying on me. It would be too heartbreaking.

The Hills makes me crazy, but I can't stop. Does anyone else feel like a part of their soul is dying every Monday night?

P.S. Did y'all really think you were going to get away with only on NKOTB concert pic (and what an amazing picture it is)? More pics to come. We were super close and the show was fabulous! I'm still waiting for my voice to come back. I currently sound somewhere between an 82 year old with a 3 pack a day cigarette habit and a puberty stricken 12 year old boy. It's not pretty.


Jessie said...

Ugh! I hate Spencer. I can't even bring myself to watch the show because of my hatred of him! Also, my DVR is full on Mondays and something had to go!

Lauren makes $75,000 an episode??? Holy hell!

Sara said...

You sum up my feelings for the show nicely. I used to watch it and was embarrassed that at age 29 I was glued to it. But then I found out my neighbors/friends watch it...and they are in their their late 30s so I was a little less embarrased :)

Now, I just can't stand Heidt & Spencer. Audrina is SOOOOOO annoying with her back and forth. I think Heidi needs Spencer cause she has no friends left and without each other, they wouldn't be on the show.

I always wondered how much they made per season...No I now how she was able to afford her new car...