Monday, November 24, 2008

Breaking News!!

Perez Hilton is reporting that Spencer and Heidi eloped in Mexico!

I guess I should admit that after 3 weeks of not watching The Hills, I gave into temptation and watched last Monday's episode.

Tonight is the whole "Did Lauren Sleep with Justin Bobby?" Fiasco. I can't lie. I'm going to watch. I can't help it. It's a sickness. I crave the dirty soul-dying feeling that comes after I finish an episode.

But back to my point - Heidi and Spencer are now married. This means there might be little Speidi offspring one day. This also means that Heidi is officially an idiot with the worst taste in guys ever documented.

Stay posted in case this is just a rumor, but I doubt it. Perez is rarely ever wrong!!

What do y'all think about the union of these two? Bets are being taken on 1) When she's going to be knocked up and 2) How long until the divorce.


Anonymous said...

I read this horrifying news earlier today. Spencer is such an obvious tool! How can Heidi be so stupid???

Melissa said...

Also thanks for the Birthday wishes, I had a great time :D

Astarte said...

Ugh. I'm betting on an annulment in a few months. If she's not pregnant already, hopefully she won't be by the time they split up. I think these two geniuses should keep their genes to themselves. (admission - everything I know about these people I learned on The Soup.)