So I was watching The City, wondering if Whitney and the Australian Justin Bobby were going to take the next step, when I saw a commercial for something called a Bumpit.
I am now obsessed with the idea of getting my very own Bumpit.
I want to Bump It Up! I want to be sassy, flirty, and fabulous!
It's like the Hairdini obsession I had when I was a kid. Only I couldn't figure out how to make it work, so it just sat on my dresser.
I'm seriously tempted to buy one out of pure curiosity.
OH DEAR GOD. What is wrong with me?
I think I need a useless products intervention.